Hello kind, generous and wise member of the Eurobest jury.
Thank you for your sacrifice. Representing our country in a place where the beer is too expensive, the women are too slutty and the driving is done on the wrong side of the road. That takes balls, effort and dedication.
We would’ve gladly shouldered your burden and gone in your place. But we’re not on the potential jury members list. We are, however, on the potential Eurobest winners list. With the entry you’ll find below. Feel free to raise your hand at the jury table and cry GOLD! OH MY GOD GOLD! when our entry comes up.
If we win, we’ll gladly buy you a beer. A cheap one. In Belgium.